less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
ok but literally how
That’s Canadian magic right there
me: hey accept me into your school
college: whats ur gpa
college: youre in
it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats
kids these days
you did not
Skip the drive-through and get lucky.
I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.